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Take A Chance On Rock 'n' Roll

by Couch Slut

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1.
Lie awake all serrated copper Bow to what you said Shame arrest for the one for pleasure War in weight’s caress Father for the Winter skin, forever Dial, try you once again But you’re sick Hit diamond Penis Pan Go worm dig Slave to my dick Cowgirl bite her I fucked her I rail red Now you’re dried out What do you want for it? Now you’re dried out What do you want for it?
2.
Countdown to extinction They're cutting off all the excess flesh It's on again All smote fucks dreamt of The fates of their bodies Wrecking like trains On the way home again It’s on again Yeah, it’s a gag I know it's on again I didn't want it It's on again I know it's on again And no one's laughing And it's a gag I know I know it's on again I didn't want it It's on again I know I know it's on again I didn't want it And it's a gag
3.
The silence has an echo I call out As she replies A wet thick voice comes over her "She's gone" Deafeningly loud I call out "I'm always here" It's 5am I can hear Screams from behind the bathroom door Strips of flesh in a pile Blood all over the sink Curled up In the tub He sat Pieces of flesh in the sink I can’t take it anymore
4.
He is an idiot He pissed in the oven, the animal The couch in flames Arrested again Stealing medications from the elderly schizophrenics Now physically violent I’m certain that he’ll kill me He is an idiot Piece of shit My head wasn’t there Was not there at all His mind wasn’t there Piece of shit addict Spent my time waiting for him In the hall closet I have been waiting for the Perfect time I’ve been an idiot I’ve been cutting myself I’ve been hit again and again I have been hit again and again
5.
They said “These things, they don’t just happen” They wanna know They asked if I’m a whore They took my dress They swabbed my white car I hope they're dead now I hope they’re fucking dead now
6.
What do you boys say? Cry to me Like a baby So fussy Oh yeah Every man said "Fuck my way" You can't even Fuck a doll Oh yeah Open your mouth Let the cum and dirt fall out Let the stars of the night sky Guide you out To a working payphone And now I said “Get up” I know you heard it Get on your knees and Open up wide I think you should calm down, man Really Take it easy Like a desperate fuck Like a desperate fuck
7.
I'm 14 04:35
I open the gate Cocaine and some other shit I just turned 14 The manager pierces my clit My mom doesn’t know Just where I go once I'm dropped off I'm on so much pills I get in exchange for sucking cock I open The Gate By director Tibor Takács In which two young friends Discover an evil dimension
8.
- 00:51
9.
Down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere Ohio There’s hundreds of motorcycles parked out in a clearing Fire archery out in the woods Pigs roasting A heavy metal band Inside there’s a bar and a guy named Randy Who would play a cover of any song you told him We drank for free all night and hung out with the three bikers we met earlier at the McDonald's parking lot We had the time of our lives They offered us a place to stay They didn’t live far Coach and Ron and the other guy whose name I can’t remember Ron was wearing a leather vest that's sewn onto it the American flag So his biker nickname was Captain America So we ride to this guy’s house The youngest of the three A fireman and recently divorced I think it’s the coolest thing Riding through the night to this house We get inside and he has a whole room Full of assault rifles all over the wall He’s got all kinds of handguns and swords They ask us if we smoke weed And they roll up a blunt We smoke Then we realize none of the three bikers are smoking Then it kind of hits us that we've been drugged Before I know it I’m in handcuffs And they're trying to take me into this bedroom They say they just wanna film me in the handcuffs Because it was funny or whatever My friends don’t let it happen We’re freaked out because obviously we've been drugged And we don't know with what Coach, I think, went home And the firefighter man went to sleep And me and my friends slept on the couch together We woke up in the morning And one of our friends had disappeared We couldn't find him anywhere There was a video camera sitting on the coffee table We’re ready to fight We woke up at 7:00 in the morning And we have to get the fuck out of here We find our friend in the attic on a stained mattress And he’s naked down to his underwear He doesn't know what happened We don't know what happened We get back downstairs and D is like “Look at this” He plays back the camcorder that was sitting on the coffee table And Captain America was jerking off He was filming himself jerking off on us While we were asleep Saying the most foul, vile shit that you could possibly imagine We’re whispering ‘Cause Captain America's passed out on this little, like, chair in the living room But Chris is so angry he records himself saying like “My name is __________ I work at the LensCrafters store number 664 Lehigh Valley Mall Come to Pennsylvania and fucking find me, bitch”

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released June 5, 2020

Theo Nobel - drums
Amy Mills - guitar, trumpet
Kevin Wunderlich - guitar
Kevin Hall - bass
Megan O - vocals

Michael Berdan - additional vocals on “The Stupid Man”
Wiley DeWeese - piano transition on “-”

Recorded and mixed at Strange Weather in Brooklyn, NY by Ben Greenberg in December 2019

Mastered at Telegraph Mastering in Portland, OR by Adam Gonsalves in March-April 2020

Studio photo by Amy Mills

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