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I’m messy
Just have a few
I’m so drunk
They said “Fuck you”
I stay too late
‘Cuz I’m a freak
Down in the shower
They said “I love you”
You always know when it’s time to leave
I know all the best places to heave
Buried
Buried
Good night
Spilled my beer in the backseat of the car
I’m dropped off now
But I’ll barely make it inside
Here’s what happened when my friends and I got fired from the
haunted waterpark
Joe and Lindsey dressed up like zombies
“Get the fuck out”
That’s what he sounded like back in those days
Cuz he did drugs
The owner is chasing us now
Cuz we stole things
We get out of there by running fast
Back at their place we took drugs and decided to make a
stop-motion animation film
It was about this doll
And she’s having sex with this other doll
But it starts to not go so well
So she’s cutting herself with razor blades
And we’re like “We need blood for this”
So we’re pricking ourselves with needles
Getting only little droplets
But it’s not nearly enough
Joe gets up and disappears into the corner of the basement
Lindsey and I are quietly working on our shots
The man comes back to the center of the room and he says
“I’ve got the blood”
Lindsey runs upstairs immediately now
Screaming, crying
The man has sawed his arm to the bone
And he is bleeding all over the place
So the next day I’m going to see my friend Greg in Williamsport,
who killed himself shortly after this, and I go out to my car
and I notice my trunk has a dent in it. And I’m like “Hm, that’s
weird. That wasn’t here yesterday.” Like, broken into. So I open
my trunk and the bloody dolls are in the trunk of the car
because I guess Joe had walked over there in the night with his
fucked up arm and bled all over these dolls and broke into my
car and left the dolls in the trunk. So I’m driving up to
Williamsport and this man calls me on the phone and he’s like
“So Lindsey and I broke up” and I’m like “Uhh obviously” which
was also weird because they were both crazy and they were
together for I don’t know, 12 years, like since they were kids.
And he’s like “And I told her that I’m in love with you” and I’m
like “Joe, I’m not doing this right now” and he’s like “So I got
kicked out of the house” and I’m like “OK, well I’m driving
somewhere and I can’t be on the phone” and he’s like “Well, I
decided that I would invite you to live in my grandfather’s shed
in Nazareth” and I’m like “Joe, are you out of your fucking
mind? I’m not gonna live in a shed in your grandfather’s yard in
Nazareth” and then he’s like “Well if you don’t wanna do that,
we can live under this bridge in Newport.”
5.
Presidential Welcome
6.
Energy Crystals for Healing
7.
Downhill Racer
8.
Laughing and Crying
9.
The Weaversville Home For Boys
about
NYC's resident misfits Couch Slut have played a veritable strain of drug-fueled, incendiary noise rock since 2013. Led by Megan Osztrosits' infernal roar and subversive, vitriolic lyrics, the quintet returns with their fourth full-length opus You Could Do It Tonight, just in time for America's only holiday that matters...4/20.
Recorded amidst the filth of NYC with Uniform's Ben Greenberg (Drab Majesty, Portrayal of Guilt, Metz), Couch Slut subverts the paradigm and ups the ante in every imaginable way across nine vignettes of perverse, true-to-life storytelling layered over the band's singular, dragged-through-the-mud songcraft. This is a depraved style of noise rock that will scare the living shit out of you. With ten full years of pain and suffering under its proverbial belt, Couch Slut sounds more urgent, threatening, nasty and despondent than ever. The perfect soundtrack for 2024.
Recorded and mixed by Ben Greenberg, with assistant engineer Garret De Block, at Strange Weather and also Circular Ruin in Brooklyn, NY, March 2023. Mastered and cut by Matt Colton at Metropolis in London, UK, August & September 2023. Art by Leandro De Cotis and Tahir Carl Karmali
Couch Slut is:
Dylan DiLella – guitar
Kevin Hall – bass, shehnai (2), granular synthesizer (5)
Amy Mills – guitar, flute (2), trumpet (5, 9)
Theo Nobel – drums and percussion, synthesizer (6), bells (8)
Megan Osztrosits – vocals
Additional personnel:
Doug Moore – additional vocals (1, 7)
Zachary Ezrin – additional vocals (1, 7)
Joseph Bone – vocals (5)
Steve Blanco – piano (5)
Ben Greenberg – synthesizer (5, 6)
Lyv Giordano – additional vocals (8, 9)
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