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You Could Do It Tonight

by Couch Slut

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    Pre-order of You Could Do It Tonight. You get 2 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
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    releases April 19, 2024

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    A-side/B-Side 3-color merge on Black / Red / Gray vinyl. Includes a 12-page lyric + art booklet.

    Includes digital pre-order of You Could Do It Tonight. You get 2 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    shipping out on or around April 19, 2024
    edition of 250  12 remaining
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    Environmentally friendly, eco-mix vinyl includes a 12-page lyric + art booklet.

    Note: Eco-wax is recycled vinyl without sacrificing any quality. This is a method where the plant uses left-over pellets from other jobs and mixes them all together. It creates unique colors and means every single record will be one of a kind. Most importantly, it reduces waste and our carbon footprint at the same time.

    EU/UK customers can save on shipping and order via the Brutal Panda x Deathwish store here: deathwishinc.eu/collections/brutal-panda

    Includes digital pre-order of You Could Do It Tonight. You get 2 tracks now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it’s released.
    shipping out on or around April 19, 2024
    edition of 400 
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Housed in a jewel case with alternate cover art + 12-page lyric + art booklet.

    EU/UK customers can save on shipping and order via the Brutal Panda x Deathwish store here: deathwishinc.eu/collections/brutal-panda

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    shipping out on or around April 19, 2024
    edition of 300 
    Purchasable with gift card

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    Limited tape on your choice of color with alternate album art.

    50 - Black
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    shipping out on or around April 19, 2024
    edition of 100 
    Purchasable with gift card

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    You Could Do It Tonight 4-sided pullover hoodie featuring alternate artwork.
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    You Could Do It Tonight 4-sided long sleeve shirt featuring alternate artwork.
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    You Could Do It Tonight album art t-shirts available on your choice of color (black & pink). Please specify shirt size in comments (S-XXXL men + women's sizes available).
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  • Hat

    Embroidered logo + album title on custom fit canvas dad (or mom) hat.
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  • Limited Edition Test Press w/ Custom Handmade Cover
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    Test press with custom handmade, alternate cover art featuring silver chrome detailing by Ampsock. Limited to 20 copies with only 10 available for sale.

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  • Limited Edition Deluxe 12" Vinyl - Severed Arm (PRE-ORDER)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Severed Arm [3 color-in-color] deluxe vinyl - Bone / Blood / Putrid Skin mix. Vinyl includes a 12-page lyric + art booklet.

    Deluxe version includes a special set of six postcards inspired by the song "Wilkinson's Sword" and featuring the shocking art of Joseph Bone.

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1.
Couch Slut Lewis
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Ode To Jimbo 03:11
I’m messy Just have a few I’m so drunk They said “Fuck you” I stay too late ‘Cuz I’m a freak Down in the shower They said “I love you” You always know when it’s time to leave I know all the best places to heave Buried Buried Good night Spilled my beer in the backseat of the car I’m dropped off now But I’ll barely make it inside
3.
Wilkinson's Sword
4.
The Donkey 05:16
Here’s what happened when my friends and I got fired from the haunted waterpark Joe and Lindsey dressed up like zombies “Get the fuck out” That’s what he sounded like back in those days Cuz he did drugs The owner is chasing us now Cuz we stole things We get out of there by running fast Back at their place we took drugs and decided to make a stop-motion animation film It was about this doll And she’s having sex with this other doll But it starts to not go so well So she’s cutting herself with razor blades And we’re like “We need blood for this” So we’re pricking ourselves with needles Getting only little droplets But it’s not nearly enough Joe gets up and disappears into the corner of the basement Lindsey and I are quietly working on our shots The man comes back to the center of the room and he says “I’ve got the blood” Lindsey runs upstairs immediately now Screaming, crying The man has sawed his arm to the bone And he is bleeding all over the place So the next day I’m going to see my friend Greg in Williamsport, who killed himself shortly after this, and I go out to my car and I notice my trunk has a dent in it. And I’m like “Hm, that’s weird. That wasn’t here yesterday.” Like, broken into. So I open my trunk and the bloody dolls are in the trunk of the car because I guess Joe had walked over there in the night with his fucked up arm and bled all over these dolls and broke into my car and left the dolls in the trunk. So I’m driving up to Williamsport and this man calls me on the phone and he’s like “So Lindsey and I broke up” and I’m like “Uhh obviously” which was also weird because they were both crazy and they were together for I don’t know, 12 years, like since they were kids. And he’s like “And I told her that I’m in love with you” and I’m like “Joe, I’m not doing this right now” and he’s like “So I got kicked out of the house” and I’m like “OK, well I’m driving somewhere and I can’t be on the phone” and he’s like “Well, I decided that I would invite you to live in my grandfather’s shed in Nazareth” and I’m like “Joe, are you out of your fucking mind? I’m not gonna live in a shed in your grandfather’s yard in Nazareth” and then he’s like “Well if you don’t wanna do that, we can live under this bridge in Newport.”
5.
Presidential Welcome
6.
Energy Crystals for Healing
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Downhill Racer
8.
Laughing and Crying
9.
The Weaversville Home For Boys

about

NYC's resident misfits Couch Slut have played a veritable strain of drug-fueled, incendiary noise rock since 2013. Led by Megan Osztrosits' infernal roar and subversive, vitriolic lyrics, the quintet returns with their fourth full-length opus You Could Do It Tonight, just in time for America's only holiday that matters...4/20.

Recorded amidst the filth of NYC with Uniform's Ben Greenberg (Drab Majesty, Portrayal of Guilt, Metz), Couch Slut subverts the paradigm and ups the ante in every imaginable way across nine vignettes of perverse, true-to-life storytelling layered over the band's singular, dragged-through-the-mud songcraft. This is a depraved style of noise rock that will scare the living shit out of you. With ten full years of pain and suffering under its proverbial belt, Couch Slut sounds more urgent, threatening, nasty and despondent than ever. The perfect soundtrack for 2024.

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releases April 19, 2024

2024 Brutal Panda Records
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Recorded and mixed by Ben Greenberg, with assistant engineer Garret De Block, at Strange Weather and also Circular Ruin in Brooklyn, NY, March 2023. Mastered and cut by Matt Colton at Metropolis in London, UK, August & September 2023. Art by Leandro De Cotis and Tahir Carl Karmali

Couch Slut is:
Dylan DiLella – guitar
Kevin Hall – bass, shehnai (2), granular synthesizer (5)
Amy Mills – guitar, flute (2), trumpet (5, 9)
Theo Nobel – drums and percussion, synthesizer (6), bells (8)
Megan Osztrosits – vocals

Additional personnel:
Doug Moore – additional vocals (1, 7)
Zachary Ezrin – additional vocals (1, 7)
Joseph Bone – vocals (5)
Steve Blanco – piano (5)
Ben Greenberg – synthesizer (5, 6)
Lyv Giordano – additional vocals (8, 9)

**Includes digital booklet**

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Putrid, drug-fueled gutter rock from the filthy streets of NYC. NSFW.

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